I went to the movies to see The Hobbit even though I told Grayheart I was going out out. He came over to watch the kids and put them to bed while I got ready. I put on my hardest working Victoria’s Secret push-up bra and a flattering maxi dress. As I walked out all dolled up and smelling sweet like sugar, his ass was asleep on the couch. I think he did that shit on purpose! As if he was on to me and my little game. (Yes, I’m acting as mature as a teen these days.)
So while I appreciated the glances of the fandom Ringer nerds pimply faced teenaged boys loneliest folks in Miami, ahem, fine men in the theater that evening… I fricken wasted a damn good use of unabashed bra enhancement. And when I got home, Grayheart was still sleeping on the couch. Oh well… I enjoyed the movie though! 😉
