Today is my 10th anniversary.
The traditional gift for your tenth anniversary is aluminum. He can have this foil ball as my present to his dumb ass.
Grayheart and I were discussing some things over the phone about the kids. He looked at the calendar and remarked, “Oh! Happy anniversary!”
He thought he was funny.
So I responded, “Yes! I’m so glad we made it to ten years!” in a completely fake sugary sweet cheerleader voice.
He didn’t think it was funny anymore.
But I sure as hell haven’t forgotten he started screwing Raggedy Ann on our anniversary last year.
But no pain. No sadness. Just nothing.
So tonight I’m celebrating my freedom with one of my best friends that’s known me a hella long time.
Here’s to Throwback Thursday!