Athena = Me
Grayheart = My Now-Ex Husband (because his heart isn’t black but it’s close enough at this point)
She-ra = My 9 year old daughter
He-man = My 6 year old son
Raggedy Ann = Ex’s Mistress (they are officially no longer together as of Dec 2017)
DD = My therapist
Captain = Guy I’m currently dating
This is my cast of crazies.