Athena = Me
Grayheart = My Now-Ex Husband (because his heart isn’t black but it’s close enough at this point)
She-ra = My 8 year old daughter
He-man = My 5 year old son
Raggedy Ann = Ex’s Mistress/NowGirlfriend
DD = My therapist
Captain = Guy I’m currently dating
These are the main. It actually irritates me to give Raggedy a classification – or even waste my breath on her – but she’s part of this so I have to give her an alias of sorts.