A friend forwarded this article to me about dating in Miami. Sad but so much is true. So true it’s actually funny!
Favorite might be:
You never really know what your date does for work
There’s a reason Miamians never ask “what do you do?” You’ll get an aneurism trying to figure out how a girl pays for a two-bedroom apartment in South Beach working one night a week as a “promo girl.” And when a guy says “I run some businesses,” you really don’t want to think too hard about that either.